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favourite maxim, exactly as they have their favourite pill. Nor is the analogy weakened by the fact that samples of each article exist, possessing discrepant tendencies and qualities. Some are tonic, others relaxing; some urge enterprise-"Nothing venture, nothing have;" others inculcate prudence" Festina lente," "Slow and steady wins the race," "Look before you leap," and " Marry in haste, and repent at leisure." Some may be taken without inconvenience while travelling-" Homekeeping youth have ever homely wits;" others require the patient to remain snug and warm at home-"The rolling stone gathers no moss."

We often find maxims interspersed in books, whence we cull them, as children pick out plums from pudding; which shows that the human race has an instinctive craving after maxims. Collections of maxims, of sufficient merit, are almost sure to take their place in a literature as standard works, from the Wise Man's Book of Proverbs, to the printed slashes of Rochefoucauld's dissecting-knife. America now presents her contribution, in How to Live Long; or, Health Maxims, Physical, Mental, and Moral. By W. W. Hall, A.M., M.D. an inexpensive little book, which is well worth buying. The author has the wisdom not to recommend that his advice should be taken in all at once. He only attempts to communicate general principles, in short phrase, few words, and disconnected sentences, to be taken up and laid down at a moment's notice, on steamship, tramway, packet, or rail-car, at such odds and ends of time as fall to the lot of travellers and others. Many who would not give up the time needful to hear a lecture or read a book, are thus enticed to peruse a paragraph now and then in reference to the care of the body-and of the mind alsowhich, being put into practice, may have an important bearing, Dr. Hall hopes, in the prolongation of the reader's life. Amen; so may it be. The present writer desires nothing better, especially as the doctor's maxim-pills are for the most part excellent, although which is no wonder, seeing that there are fourteen hundred and eight of them-a few may be looked at twice before swallowing.

It is delightful to find a maxim-maker or collector stopping up the wheelrut of long-used and antiquated prejudice. "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise," is a bitter pill to many. We don't like it, but we dare not say a

word against it. We take it only when imperious necessity forces it down our throats. Getting up in the cold by candlelight has caused as many wry faces as Epsom salts. Ugh! If it must be, here goes then! Off fly the bedclothes! Down goes the dose! When you really are in for a thing, it is no use shirking or trying to do it by halves. Quick! Bring the hot cup of tea or coffee, to wash away all matutinal disagreeables.

Relief from this ugly quarter of an hour is offered by our American mentor. If we believe him-and grateful thousands will; ever since I have read his book, my hot water has been brought up three-quarters of an hour later-"Early to rise" is all error and nonsense. It is not healthy, we are told, in any country, at any season of the year, or at any time of life, to get up early habitually; the old are better rested by lying late, even if not asleep, while the young require all the sleep they can get. In all latitudes, in warm weather, the morning air, although feeling cool and fresh, is laden with the pestiferous miasma. In winter the atmosphere, before breakfast, is so cold and chilly and searching, that it fairly shrivels up man and beast, chilling to the very marrow sometimes. Hence, the average duration of human life would be increased, and the amount of sickness largely diminished, by late, rather than early rising, as all the older nations full well know and practise.

After this, it is a necessary consequence that "the last thing a man should sell is his bedstead;" but in reality it is considered by the ignorant and unfortunate poor as the most dispensable thing in the house. Hence, sickness is soon added to their poverty-" a most unhappy combination." The reason for not parting with one's bedstead is, that the carbonic acid gas, expired at each breath and combined with moisture, is heavier than common air, and settles near the floor. Moral: never sleep on a shake-down-unless on a table, dresser, sofa, shelf, or other raised support-if you can help it, especially when several sleepers are crowded in the same dormitory.

Our author would forgive the sluggard, whom Dr. Watts heard complain, "You have waked me too soon; let me slumber again." He never tires of bestowing hard knocks on early rising. It is a great mistake to get up two or three hours earlier than usual, to do “a good day's work," as it is called; because sleep, which is the foundation of strength to work, being cut

short that much, there is no more strength to be used during the day, and not as much as if the full amount of sleep had been gotten. Again: said the author of Ten Years in Eastern Lands to his Chinese servant, "Did you ever see the sun-rise ?" "No, sir; nor have I ever known a man who did." The nations of the Old World, from centuries of observation, have learned that it is better not to rise very early, and to eat something before they go out to work. Besides urging us to take a liberal allowance of rest, the doctor tells us how to sleep, with such full directions and explanations as to deserve from all good sleepers, his admiring disciples, the presentation of a testimonial, in the shape of a model bedstead and fittings.

Health and wealth are coupled together, by reason as well as by rhyme. Dr. Hall proves it logically, and he is supported by other experts. The mental states," he says, "have a more controlling influence over the bodily condition than most persons imagine." Now a well-known ditty, made up of truisms, sings, or sighs, "Want of money makes us sad." Ergo, incoming money rejoices us, beneficially affects our mental state, and improves our health. According to our aphorist, of two persons taking exercise for the health-one walking five miles to a post, and then walking back again, another receiving an encouraging remuneration for the same-the latter would derive many-fold more benefit. If my expenses are paid to South America and back, with a handsome honorarium besides for every article describing it, the voyage is much more beneficial than if travel were its own reward, and I had simply the satisfaction of ascertaining whether the Patagonians were coffee-coloured, chocolate, or cocoa. Has not ALL THE YEAR ROUND told us that a Billingsgate salesman is consoled, for being called a "bummaree," by earning ten or fifteen pounds of a morning, before most West-enders are out of bed? Would he get up at four in the morning, to be called a bummaree, and act as such, for the mere pleasure of early rising? Could he do it?

Dr. Hall holds that there are not a few maladies of mind and body which would rapidly disappear on embarking in a successful pecuniary enterprise, or on being promoted to a position of ease, distinction, and power. All ranks, professions, and conditions of men and women experience the exhilarating effects of cash. A Parisian

actress, oppressed by low spirits, wrote to a friend for a little money. He sent her a bank-note in a billet-doux, stating, "Herewith are inclosed a thousand francs, and ten thousand compliments." With polite promptness she answered, "Thank you for both. They have done me good. Nevertheless, I should have preferred a thousand compliments and ten thousand francs."

Dr. Foissac reminds us that, according to the alchymists, gold has the property of restoring youth, and prolonging life indefinitely. Avicenna recommended it for affections of the heart, weakness of sight, and mental prostration; Hahnemann for hypochondria and melancholy, but in infinitesimal doses, whereas, to do auy good, it should be administered in considerable quantities. Thus Bouvard cured an unhappy wretch who, after a series of losses, had fallen into a low state of mind, with a decidedly suicidal tendency, by the simplest of prescriptions-namely, a cheque for thirty thousand francs. This is only a confirmation of the transatlantic notion that legitimate money-making, by any congenial employment which is encouragingly remunerative, is a most efficient medicine. It inspires a man with higher self-respect, enlivens the spirits, invigorates the circulation, and wakes up the whole man to a new energy, adding a lease to life of at least ten per cent. It gives more fire to his eye, more animation to his face, a firmer tread, a more elastic step, and a happier heart.

Therefore, my son, make money; honestly, if you can.

Keep your mouth shut. This is not meant to intimate that, if speech may be silver, silence is gold; nor that the sage turns his tongue seven times in his mouth before he utters a word. Still less is it intended to contradict the advice to open your mouth and shut your eyes, whenever good things are falling from the skies. By no means. The eyes may be kept open as much as you please; one eye even during sleep. It is a purely literal and material injunction to keep the mouth shut and the nostrils open, for the benefit solely of the throat and lungs, though teeth inclined to ache may profit by the precaution. Maxim one hundred and twenty-fifth informs you that at all times, seasons, and places, it is better to cultivate the habit of keeping the mouth shut, and breathing through the nose exclusively. This tempers the air in its passage through the head to the lungs, develops the chest, and keeps bugs, flies,

and worms from crawling down the throat into the stomach during sleep.

out of it. Scolding wives are particularly unhealthy; so are incessantly fault-finding husbands. A snappish son will shorten

You ask what you are to do if suffering from a bad cold in the head; or if an his mother's life, and a perpetually pert enthusiastic and impassioned snuff-taker; and unkind daughter will plant a deadly or if deaf, and unable to hear distinctly thorn in her father's heart. A sour look, sounds which do not strike the palate. an impatient gesture, a cross word at the You inquire in vain; the inflexible rule breakfast-table, is enough to make the is that every person should be his own best food indigestible and spoil a day. respirator. For keeping the mouth shut And what is the most frequent excitant of saves strength in walking; modifies ex- all those evil influences-in America, at cessive perspiration in sleep; prevents the least? The answer is, that many a housevacant appearance so observable in country hold, once happy, has become a very panpeople when they come to the city; supplies demonium-the husband a tyrant, the wife the lungs more regularly with air; tempers a virago, an unendurable shrew-from the a cold atmosphere in its passage to the influence which a dyspeptic stomach has lungs through the circuit of the head; and on the mind, the temper, and the heart. tends, by the deeper breathing, to the In dyspepsia, the whole character of the greater development of the breathing individual gradually changes for the organs. We bow acquiescence in these worse. The most placid man grows petuweighty reasons, simply stipulating for lant and irritable; the loving heart beliberty to open the mouth at meal-times. comes estranged by groundless suspicions; Dr. Hall permits, and even inculcates, the the cheery face wears an expressive sadpractice. Life, he says, is warmth, growth, ness; while all that was once joyous, and repair, and power to labour; and all these hopeful, and glad, goes out at length into are derived from the food we eat and the the night of settled melancholy, confirmed fluids we drink-and these should be good. madness, or terrible suicide. Moreover, the best protection against Who, then, would not strive to escape sickness and pestilential maladies is good the horrors threatened by dyspepsia, whose living; which means an abundant supply almost universal cause is eating too fast, of nutritious food well prepared. Never- too often, and too much? No medicine theless, eating and drinking, to benefit, ever cured, or can cure, dyspepsia. The must be rationally conducted. Never eat infallible remedy is to eat plain, nourishor drink a new or rare thing late in the ing food regularly, and to live out of day, or just before going to church, or on doors, industriously. A good laugh is a journey; it may disturb the system anti-dyspeptic. A light heart insures a inconveniently. To eat long, eat slow; good digestion. Nature's instincts are rapid eaters die early. Irrational eating often a better guide for food than reason; is only another form of poisoning_one- as she craves that, the distinctive elements self. A little miss in Western Pennsylvania, just entering her teens, ate twelve saucerfuls of ice-cream, and died in two hours. From which Dr. Hall deduces the inference that a person may have too much of a good thing, and that it would be rather better not to eat twelve icecreams at a single sitting. A hearty meal, taken while excessively fatigued, has often destroyed life. A talented editor of a popular magazine rode all day, some ten years ago, eating nothing since breakfast, taking a very hearty dinner late in the night, when hungry and fatigued. Soon after he went to bed, and has not yet got up. So if you want to get up perfectly well any morning, do not eat a hearty supper late at night when weak, tired, and exhausted.

But it is not only what goes into the mouth that kills, but often what comes

of which are needed in the system. No man's likes or dislikes for a particular article of food should be made a rule for another. Sameness of food is a great drawback to the health, for Nature demands a variety of elements. Never persuade a child to eat, or compel him to eat, what he does not like; it is an unreasonable tyranny. To take a meal in silence at the family table is unphilosophical, and hurtful both to the stomach and the heart. Encourage laughing and talking among children at the table; it promotes circulation of the blood, and prevents fast and over-eating. The noisiest children are generally the healthiest. It is better to hear a boisterous laugh than a pitiful moan. Perhaps this dread of, and these warnings against, the national disease dyspepsia, which crop up unexpectedly on distant pages, to make sure that the reader shall

and temperament from your own. Never both of you be angry at once; never speak loud to one another, unless the house is on fire. Always leave home with loving words, for they may be the last.

not forget them, are the result of our preceptor's observation of American habits especially. Not a few maxims are plainly stamped with the mark of their transatlantic origin, which is not in the least disavowed, and which does not render A frank confession is pleasant to light them less valuable. We can honour the upon. It is not a Britisher who considers independent and adventurous spirit which it no wonder that most Americans who maintains that the first step towards an have lived awhile abroad, have an everunsuccessful life is to accept a salaried present desire, and pleasantly cherish the office; for you sell your independence to hope, that they may be able to go back the appointing power, and cease to be a again. It is because there is a quiet and man. The fascination of salaried positions a composure there to which, at home, they is but too often the fascination of a serpent are strangers. Taking Great Britain and which beguiles but to destroy. Be your France and Germany together, there is own master and master of your calling, more enjoyment, more that is pleasurable and you will soon become the master of in domestic and social life, than there is others. The principle is insisted on, even in the United States, because there the to harshness. The business of the world masses merely aim to maintain their place. could not be carried on without subordinates Americans are constantly striving, with all -assistants, clerks-who must be paid by the energies of their nature, to get up salaries, unless they are made partners. higher. They may be at a disadvantage The men of the United Kingdom can in foreign lands, and yet there is a kind of hardly be reproached with slavishness, and fascination to many in living abroad, therefore need not take offence-the cap because the money has been provided does not fit them; but there are innumer-before they left home, and they are reable employés, in the highly-centralised lieved from the details of business and governments of the Continent, who might wince a little, if told that, to be content to live on a salary, and thus be dependent for a living on the whim or caprice of another, is the mark of an ignoble mind; for it implies a want of proper self-respect and of an independent spirit, and its tendency is to induce a fawning, cringing, and subservient disposition. So much for the receivers of salaries. Payers of the same are advised never to begrudge a liberal salary to an able clergyman, to a competent teacher, or a good cook. But if all the world in America refused remuneration by salary, there would exist there neither clergymen, teachers, nor cooks.

In a country where "helps" are scarce, it is a good thing to be able to help oneself. Therefore to know how to keep a tidy house and well-aired apartments, to know how to select the best kinds of food, to know how to prepare them in the best manner-these are good things, and every daughter should learn them before marriage. The young lady who can make a boast of her ignorance of all household duties, should be allowed to become an old maid. That a good wife is the greatest of earthly blessings, is doubly true if a man is what his wife makes him. Make marriage, therefore, a matter of moral judgment. Marry in your own religion, but marry into a different blood

housekeeping. They are more retired, because those around them do not feel sufficient interest in them to notice them very particularly; and they are treated with more deference, it being taken for granted that they have plenty of money. And then, again, they escape that dreadful hurry and drive, and that unceasing striving to keep up appearances and to rise, which is the bane of American life, and is not unknown to English life.

Dr. Hall, in reference to this restless incapacity for repose and quiet, opines that much that is mischievous has been written about improving every moment and the criminality of wasting time. The Almighty "rested" in His work of creation, and so must the creature man. A great college don used to urge from the pulpit the advantage of saving spare moments, by always having a book at hand to read, while waiting for a vehicle or visitor, or at table. He died early and demented. The safest and best remedies in the world are rest, abstinence, and warmth.

Cold is the greatest enemy of old age. Warmth is the heaven of threescore years and ten; it gives life to the blood, activity to the circulation, and vigour to the whole frame. Even for threescore, abundant and uninterrupted warmth is the best insurer against sudden death. The late Duke of Wellington, we are told, at fourscore, kept

such huge fires burning in his apartments that those who came to visit him were compelled to leave in a very few moments. But he kept up only that amount of heat which was comfortable to himself; and so should all the old, all invalids, and those of frail constitution. This one precaution by such would be a very great protection to health and life.

To the young, warmth is of not less vital importance. Whenever a lady feels that a shawl is comfortable in her house, then she may be sure that there should be a good fire somewhere. Putting out house-fires too early in the spring, and deferring their kindling too long in the fall-cause many a tedious illness, many a premature death. The former gives rise to spring fevers, which are the reaction of a cold or a chill; the latter to colds or agues, which are to worry and annoy all winter. Ventilation is a good thing, yet many persons are ventilation mad. To enter a public vehicle when heated by a previous walk, and to open a window because the air feels close, is to invite death. It is less dangerous to faint in an impure warm air, than to risk an attack of inflammation of the lungs by a draught of cold pure air. Whatever causes a chill, can cause inflammation of the lungs, which never comes on without a chill.

Avoid a chill, wherever you be,

For getting a chill was the death of me. So we will maintain good fires, bundle up well before going outdoors, keep our mouths closed against frosty air, eat three meals a day and not an atom more, reading now and then, and digesting a bit of How to Live Long, in which it would be unkind to point out a few flaws and errors, when there is so much that is good.

ETON.

fellows of Eton, than with the working of the school. These offices, which soon fell to the disposal of the ruling power in the State-whether the sovereign or his ministers-were much sought after; and Eton can count among her provosts many men of high ability and fame. Of these may be mentioned William Waynflete, Sir Thomas Smith, Sir Henry Savile, Sir Henry Wotton, Francis Rous (Speaker of the "Barebones" Parliament), and others whose names, though high among their contemporaries, have since been almost forgotten. An amusing story is told of one of them, Richard Allestree, who held office in 1665-80,and is said to have owed his appointment to his ugliness. Some cavaliers, says tradition, were discussing the personal appearance of Lauderdale, when the Merry Monarch challenged any one of them to produce an uglier man in half an hour. Lord Rochester accepted the challenge, went out, and presently returned with Allestree, whom he had met in the street, just as he was despairing of success in his search. The king owned himself beaten; and then, turning to Allestree, apologised for his rudeness, and made him a promise of preferment, which was not forgotten when the provostship of Eton fell vacant. Bacon tried for this post after his disgrace, but without success.

Henry's foundation provided for seventy scholars; but he doubtless expected that many boys of independent means would also seek their education at Eton; and soon after the dissolution of the monasteries we find mention of them in considerable numbers. At the present time these boys, called the "oppidans," form by far the greatest part of the school, the scholars, or "collegers," being still only seventy in number.

The early records of the school are scanty. The earliest letter from an Eton boy extant is that written in 1479 by Master William Paston to his brother, and included in the famous Paston Letters. This document does not throw much light on the condition of Eton, being, indeed, much the sort of letter that any schoolboy might write now. He acknowledges money received;

To begin with the beginning, Eton, as every schoolboy" knows, was founded in 1440 by Henry the Sixth, and its constitution comprised, in the first instance, besides the school, a provost and fellows, with sundry clerks, choristers, and almoners. It was, in fact, until 1870-speaks expectantly of some figs and when its collegiate character was practically abolished by the absorption of the provost and fellows into a governing body-not only a school, but a college. Indeed, for a very long time, public attention was more concerned with the rich emoluments enjoyed by the provosts and

raisins which his brother tells him are on the road; and in a later letter hints that a further supply of money might be acceptable. He must have been rather a precocious youth though, for he had fallen in love, and enters into a full and grave account of the young gentlewoman's

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