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Or, what can wars to after-times affure,
Of which our present age is not secure ?
All that our monarch would for us ordain,
Is but t' enjoy the bleffings of his reign.

Our land's an Eden, and the main's our fence,
While we preferve our ftate of innocence :

That loft, then beasts their brutal force employ,
And first their lord, and then themselves destroy.
What civil broils have coft, we know too well;
Oh! let it be enough that once we fell!
And every heart confpire, and every tongue,
Still to have fuch a king, and this king long.

XVI.

An EPILOGUE for the King's House.

E act by fits and starts, like drowning men,

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But just peep up, and then pop down again. Let those who call us wicked change their sense; For never men liv'd more on Providence.

Not lottery cavaliers are half fo poor,

Nor broken cits, nor a vacation whore.
Not courts, nor courtiers living on the rents
Of the three laft ungiving parliaments :

So wretched, that, if Pharaoh could divine,
He might have spar'd his dream of feven lean kine,
And chang'd his vifion for the Mufes nine.
The comet, that, they fay, portends a dearth,
Was bnt a vapour drawn from play-house earth:

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Pent there fince our laft fire, and, Lilly says,
Forefhews our change of state, and thin third-days.
'Tis not our want of wit that keeps us poor;
For then the printer's prefs would suffer more.
Their pamphleteers each day their venom spit ;
They thrive by treason, and we starve by wit.
Confefs the truth, which of you has not laid
Four farthings out to buy the Hatfield maid?
Or, which is duller yet, and more would fpite us,
Democritus's wars with Heraclitus?

Such are the authors, who have run us down,
And exercis'd you critics of the town.

Yet thefe are pearls to your lampooning rhymes,
Y' abuse yourselves more dully than the times.
Scandal, the glory of the English nation,
Is worn to rags, and fcribbled out of fashion.
Such harmless thrufts, as if, like fencers wife,
They had agreed their play before their prize.
Faith, they may hang their harps upon the willows;
"Tis just like children when they box with pillows.
Then put an end to civil wars for fhame;
Let each knight-errant, who has wrong'd a dame,
Throw down his pen, and give her, as he can,
The fatisfaction of a gentleman.

XVII. PROLOGUE

XVII.

PROLOGUE to the LOYAL BROTHER: or, The PERSIAN PRINCE.

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[By Mr. SOUTHERNE, 1682.]

OETS, like lawful monarchs, rul'd the stage, Till critics, like damn'd Whigs, debauch'd our age. Mark how they jump: critics would regulate Our theatres, and Whigs reform our state:

Both pretend love, and both (plague rot them!) hate.
The critic humbly feems advice to bring;

The fawning Whig petitions to the king:
But one's advice into a fatire slides;
T'other's petition a remonftrance hides.
Thefe will no taxes give, and thofe no pence;
Critics would ftarve the poet, Whigs the prince.
The critic all our troops of friends difcards;
Juft fo the Whig would fain pull down the guards.
Guards are illegal, that drive foes away,
As watchful shepherds that fright beafts of prey.
Kings, who difband fuch needlefs aids as thefe,
Are fafe-as long as e'er their subjects please:
And that would be till next queen Befs's night:
Which thus grave penny chroniclers indite.'
Sir Edmund Bury firft, in woful wife,

Leads up the fhow, and milks their maudlin eyes.
There's not a butcher's wife but dribs her part,
And pities the poor pageant from her heart;

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Who,

Who, to provoke revenge, rides round the fire,
And, with a civil congé, does retire :

But guiltless blood to ground must never fall;
There's Antichrift behind, to pay for all.
The punk of Babylon in pomp appears,
A lewd old gentleman of seventy years.:
Whofe age in vain our mercy would implore;
For few take pity on an old cast-whore.

The devil, who brought him to the shame, takes part;
Sits cheek by jowl, in black, to cheer his heart;
Like thief and parfon in a Tyburn-cart.

The word is given, and with a loud huzza
The mitred puppet from his chair they draw:
On the flain corpfe contending nations fall :
Alas! what's one poor pope among them all!
He burns; now all true hearts your triumphs ring :
And next, for fashion, cry, God fave the king!
A needful cry in midft of frch alarms,

When forty thousand men are up in arms.
But after he's once fav'd, to make amends,
In each fucceeding health they damn his friends:
So God begins, but ftill the devil ends.

What if some one, infpir'd with zeal, fhould call,
Come, let's go cry, God fave him at Whitehall?
His beft friends would not like this over-care,
Or think him e'er the fafer for this prayer.
Five praying faints are by an act allow'd;
But not the whole church-militant in croud.
Yet, should heaven all the true petitions drain
Of Prefbyterians, who would kings maintain,
Of forty thousand, five would fcarce remain.

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XVIII. EPILOGUE

XVIII.

EPILOGUE to the fame.

A Virgin poet was ferv'd up to-day,

Who, till this hour, ne'er cackled for a play.

He's neither yet a Whig nor Tory-boy;
But, like a girl whom several would enjoy,
Begs leave to make the best of his own natural toy.
Were I to play my callow author's game,

The king's house would instruct me by the name.
There's loyalty to one; I wish no more :

A commonwealth founds like a common whore.
Let husband or gallant be what they will,

One part

of woman is true Tory ftill.

If any factious spirit should rebel,

Our fex, with eafe, can every rifing quell.

Then, as you hope we should your failings hide,
An honest jury for our play provide.

Whigs at their poets never take offence;

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They fave dull culprits, who have murder'd fenfe.
Though nonfenfe is a nauseous heavy mass,
The vehicle call'd Faction makes it pass.
Faction in play's the commonwealth-man's bribe;
The leaden farthing of the canting tribe:
Though void in payment laws and ftatutes make it,
The neighbourhood, that knows the man, will take it.
'Tis faction buys the votes of half the pit ;
Their's is the penfion-parliament of wit.

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