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pointed out a glaring headline ilar aotion had been taken in half-inch display: “Shake- at Hoboken and elsewhere, speare's Shylook & Slander, and the Anti - Defamation Says Education Board,” League intended to continue

"Jewry,” said my visitor, its campaign until Shylook “has deolared war on Strat. was ousted from every school ford-on-Avon.”

in the United States of Now the Man with the America. Moreover, a letter Crooked Brain, while nearly to the Press from one Dr sane on some matters, is Benjamin Marous praised the madly over-earnest on the action of the Newark Board subjeot of the peril to the of Edaoation, and saggested human race of Jewish domin- that a portion of the New ation. His road to En-Dor Testament should undergo leads him through a maze the same censorship as “The of sinister combinations of Merchant of Venice." financiers, of subversive While disagreeing very Sanhedrins, of diabolio secret heartily with most of Crookprotocols, of theories on brain's fantastio beliefs on the the organised undermining of subject of a Jewish world. Christian virtues, of tales of peril, one could not but Lenin's alliance with the stagger under & Jewish in. Tedeschi - Ashkenazi, of argu- diotment of Shakespeare. The ments on how the strings of Jews have given us Spinoza, war and peace were pulled Disraeli, and many another from London, Frankfurt, great man, head and shoulders Rome, and Alexandria by above his fellows; but ShakeOriental millionaires. These speare certainly did not invent and other monstrosities he the attributes of Shylook. As had rammed down my throat Crookbrain pointed out, if one until I was siek of the taste asked & Russian peasant, an of them. Hearing the word Albanian mountaineer, a Dago “ Jewry," therefore, I tried to sailor, a Bedouin of the desert head him off his obsession by —unlettered people who have telling the story of the nice never heard of Stratford-onyoung man named Smith. Avon, muoh less of “The

But Crook brain would not Merchant of Venice”-for his be diverted, and began to idea of a typioal Jew, the read what anderlay the head reply would suggest the line. The Jewish Anti - De- oharaoter of Shylook, - & famation League had ipduoed virile fles on the baok of the Board of Eduoation of humanity, a middleman who Newark, New Jersey, to with grows riob on his neighbour's draw “The Merohant of needs and diffioulties. Venice" from the sohool our But Shylook qua Shylook rioulum, 80 tbat Shylook had little to do either with should no longer prejudice the hallaoinations of CrookChristian children against brain or with the views of the their Hebrew brethren, Sim- no-doubt learned members of

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could have been found, for of “The best way to stop this all national labels that of the foolishness," commented Crook. Soot inspires the most confi. brain, “is to carry it fur- dense in reliability and serious ther. The Danes were given intention. some nasty whaoks in Ham. "My name," I announced, let'; they should be the next “is Ian MaoTavish.” to hit back at Shakespeare," "Mino's Maloolm MaoPherAnd he spoke truer than he son,” said Crook brain. knew.

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pointed out a glaring headline ilar action had been taken in half-inch display: “Shake- at Hoboken and elsewhere, speare's Shylook & Slander, and the Anti - Defamation Says Edaoation Board.” League intended to continue

"Jewry,” said my visitor, its campaign until Shylook “has deolared war on Strat. was ousted from every school ford-on-Avon.”

in the United States of Now the Man with the America. Moreover, a letter Crooked Brain, while nearly to the Press from one Dr sane on some matters, is Benjamin Marous praised the madly over-earnest on the notion of the Newark Board subjeot of the peril to the of Edaoation, and suggested human race of Jewish domin- that a portion of the New ation His road to En-Dor Testament should undergo leads him through & maze the same consorship as “The of sinister oombinations of Merohant of Venice." financiers, of subversive While disagreeing very Sanhedrins, of diabolio secret heartily with most of Crookprotocols, of theories on brain's fantastio beliefs on the the organised undermining of subjeot of a Jewish world. Christian virtues, of tales of peril, one could not but Lenin's alliance with the stagger under & Jewish inTedeschi - Ashkenazi, of argu- diotment of Shakespeare. The ments on how the strings of Jews have given us Spinoza, war and peace were pulled Disraeli, and many another from London, Frankfurt, great man, head and shoulders Rome, and Alexandria by above his fellows; but ShakeOriental millionaires. These speare certainly did not invent and other monstrosities he the attribates of Shylook. As had rammed down my throat Crook brain pointed out, if one until I was siek of the taste asked & Russian peasant, an of them. Hearing the word Albanian mountaineer, a Dago “ Jewry," therefore, I tried to sailor, a Bedouin of the desert head him off his obsession by -anlettered people who have telling the story of the nioe never heard of Stratford-onyoung man named Smith. Avon, much less of “The

But Crook brain would not Merchant of Venice”—for his be diverted, and began to idea of a typioal Jew, the read what anderlay the head reply would suggest the line. The Jewish Anti - De- oharaoter of Sbylook, - & famation League had induoed virile flea on the baok of the Board of Eduoation of humanity, a middleman who Newark, New Jersey, to with- grows rioh on his neighbour's draw "The Merohant of needs and diffioulties. Venice " from the school our But Shylook qua Shylook rioulum, 80 that Shylook had little to do either with should no longer prejudice the hallaoinations of CrookChristian children against brain or with the views of the their Hebrew brethren. Sim- no-doubt learned members of

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could have been found, for of “The best way to stop this all national labels that of the foolishness," commented Crook- Soot inspires the most confi. brain, “is to carry it fur- dende in reliability and serious ther. The Danes were given intention. some nasty whaoks in Ham. “My name," I announced, let'; they should be the next “is Ian MaoTavish." to hit back at Shakespeare,” “Mino's Maloolm MaoPherAnd he spoke truer than he son,” said Crook brain. know.

“And we claim redress for “If I were a Dane," said I, an anoient slander. I believe “I'd do it and keep the ball there's an Hotel M&c. rolling.”

Alpin ?" “Let's be Danes," suggested Crookbrain said there was. Crookbrain, inspired by & I sat down and wrote the second glass of prohibited following, which may have whisky. And thus was born been a resolution passed at an idea that caused many a the Hotel MaoAlpin that same man in many a land to soribble evening by the League of an article or set up type or tap Soottish Voterans of the a telegraphic transmitter. World War, but probably

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Jewry,” said my visitor, its campaign until Shylook “has declared war on Strat. was ousted from every school ford-on-Avon."

in the United States of Now the Man with the America. Moreover, a letter Crooked Brain, while nearly to the Press from one Dr sane on some matters, is Benjamin Marous praised the madly over-earnest on the action of the Newark Board subjeot of the peril to the of Eduoation, and suggested human race of Jewish domin- that a portion of the New ation. His road to En-Dor Testament should undergo leads him through a maze the same censorship as “The of sinister combinations of Merchant of Venice.” financiers, of subversive While disagreeing very Sanhedrins, of diabolio seoret heartily with most of Crookprotocols, of theories on brain's fantastio beliefs on the the organised andermining of subjeot of a Jewish world. Christian virtues, of tales of peril, one could not but Lenin's alliance with the stagger under & Jewish inTedeschi - Ashkenazi, of argu- diotment of Shakespeare. The ments on how the strings of Jews have given us Spinoza, war and peace were pulled Disraeli, and many another from London, Frankfurt, great man, head and shoulders Rome, and Alexandria by above his fellows; but ShakeOriental millionaires. These speare certainly did not invent and other monstrosities he the attributes of Shylook. As had rammed down my throat Crookbrain pointed out, if one until I was siek of the taste asked a Russian peasant, an of them. Hearing the word Albanian mountaineer, a Dago “ Jewry," therefore, I tried to sailor, a Bedouin of the desert head him off his obsession by -anlettered people who have telling the story of the nioe never heard of Stratford-onyoung man named Smith. Avon, much less of “The

But Crook brain would not Merchant of Venice”—for his be diverted, and began to idea of a typioal Jew, the read what anderlay the head. reply would suggest the line. The Jewish Anti - De- oharaoter of Shylook, - & famation League had induced virile files on the baok of the Board of Eduoation of humanity, & middleman who Newark, New Jersey, to with grows rioh on his neighbour's draw "The Merohant of needs and diffioulties. Venice" from the school our. But Shylook qua Shylook rioulum, 80 tbat Shylook had little to do either with should no longer prejudice the hallaoinations of CrookChristian children against brain or with the views of the their Hebrew brethren. Sim- no-doubt learned members of

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