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But if Bear Harbor is eligibly located for any purpose in the world, it is for a port of entry and a custom-house; and I had in imagination drawn a complete picture of this national establishment, with collector, and deputy-collectors, surveyors, clerks, and inspectors, all busily engaged in the duties of their office, when I was startled by the cry:

"A grizzly in camp! Run for your lives!" shouted by a dozen voices, in tones of terror not to be mistaken; "up into the trees every body!"

The panic was general. Dismay and consternation seized upon the Coast Rangers. In stating this I do no injustice to the heroic courage of our noble Association; for certainly a more startling and inopportune intrusion never disturbed any party. We are aware, besides, that panics are not uncommon among the bravest men in battle. I knew a private soldier in Mexico who was so frightened when the firing commenced that he ran out of the ranks, charged single-handed upon the enemy, killed three Mexicans before he stopped; and afterward, when complimented for his courage, declared that he had fixed his eye upon the chief officer, and would have captured him, beyond doubt, if the battalion to which he belonged had not come up, and diverted the attention of the enemy from him to the new point of attack. The great difficulty in the present case was the unexpectedness of the attack and the formidable character of the enemy. Nobody saw him, but there was a terrible crashing of bushes close by, that indicated his approach beyond mistake. Mr. Thomas Fry had just lifted a ladleful of savory chow

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THE GENERAL DISAPPEARS.

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teenth verse of the Little Black Elephant. Without waiting for the customary applause, he made three tremendous bounds after the fashion of a startled buck, tripped on a projecting root, and disappeared, head foremost, over the bank into the creek.

Dr. Campbell, our cook, shouted, "Lor' Goramighty! dis nigger's a gone case, sure!" and threw himself flat on his face before the fire, kicking violently as if in the agonies of death. The poor old fellow, by reason of "rheumatiz" in his bones, was utterly unable to run, and the "misery in his head" prevented him from thinking of any better expedient. As he lay kicking on the ground, he kept up a continual hollowing that was pitiable to hear-"Gway fum here! Gway fum here, I say! Oh, gway fum here, an' let dis poor ole nigger be!"

Mr. Phil Wilkins, with blanched features and chattering jaws, stopped a single moment to observe, "It may be as you say, gentlemen. I admit that the sounds are not unlike those of a grizzly; but I deny, in general terms, that there is any such thing as sound. Mark that, if you please, because I intend to maintain it on the first suitable occasion!" With which he sprang into the branches of a neighboring tree, and disappeared in the foliage.

Meanwhile Colonel Jack, true to the instincts of his earlier life, seized his rifle, examined the cap, and darting behind a tree, "drew a head" over a projecting limb on the spot where it was supposed the grizzly would make his appearance. His only remark was, "Don't holler, boys, or you'll scare him away!"-a piece of advice, bythe-way, which did not appear to meet with very prompt attention, especially from the old black Doctor, who now fairly screamed, "Gway fum here! Oh, gway fum here!"

It will be remembered that the Judge was just on the point of entering into a general dissertation on the subject of Taste when his remarks were cut short by the fearful cry of warning, and the crashing sounds in the bushes. Without waiting to embellish the subject by a single ad

ditional illustration, he looked hurriedly around for a tree; perceived a large oak at no great distance; turned toward the fire where most of the party had been sitting, and where the smoke somewhat obscured their retreat-not one being left except the old cook-and observed in the most courteous manner-" Gentlemen, I beg you'll excuse me. Self-preservation is the first law of nature. It is the primary law upon which our entire judicial system is based. When communities move together in the establishment of a system of laws, each member, it is true, yields something of his liberty for the common good; but at the basis of the movement stands the great elementary principle of self-preservation. The Common Law is nothing more, in point of fact, than a compact of mutual protection. The learned Erasmus has very justly observed that law, after all, is merely the expression of an instinct common even to inferior animals. Under the process of reason it becomes somewhat complicated; but the fundamental principles are shared by all animated creation. Rochefoucault goes too far, perhaps, in his peculiar theory of Motives. I am by no means prepared to say that some of our noblest acts may not be traced to the primary element of self-preservation. deny all merit to those great benefactors of the human race who have devoted their lives to the good of their fellow-creatures, on the ground that the predominating motive was the gratification of self-love, is to deny the justice of all future rewards—"

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Here the crashing in the bushes indicated the rapid approach of the bear. The old cook writhed with terror, and groaned piteously-"Oh, gway fum here! Gway fum here, an' let dis ole nigger be! Gway, I say! He ain't doin' nuffingway!"

The Judge hesitated a moment; the bushes now waved and crashed in a terrific manner; there was no longer room for doubt-the bear was actually coming! I consider it no reflection upon his Honor to say that, being entirely unarmed and unacquainted with the mode of

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tactics usually resorted to by these ferocious animals, he deemed it prudent to suspend his remarks and run for the tree upon which he had previously placed his eye. It was a venerable oak, with a trunk about fifteen feet in circumference, and no branches within reach. The Judge hugged it, first on one side and then on the other; jumped up and came down several times in his efforts to cling to it; and eventually perceiving that it was utterly impracticable to climb such a tree without the aid of a ladder, called upon Captain Toby, who was just then making his escape in that direction, and begged to be informed if there were any more trees within a convenient distance better calculated to afford protection under the circumstances.

To which Captain Toby replied: "Certainly, Judge, any number you please. About a hundred yards to the left you will find a small sycamore admirably adapted for the purpose. To the right, about two hundred and fifty yards, is a very excellent young pine, with lateral branches extending all the way up to the top. I have been treed here by bears frequently, and am perfectly well acquainted with all the trees on

the premises. At present, if your Honor will excuse me, I am in search of a new trail, which I have reason to believe, from private information in my possession, leads to a tree, not more than a quarter of a mile distant, capable of accommodating the entire party!"

"One moment, if you please, Captain Toby," said the Judge-and there was something grave and portentous in the tone of his voice. "Pardon me for interrupting you in your flight; but it will afford me great satisfaction to be informed upon what principle of pleasure you were so kind as to lead us into this frightful wilderness, which, from all I can perceive, abounds in animals of the most ferocious character. It is not mentioned by Akenside in his 'Pleasures of the Imagination,' or by any other eminent poet with whose productions I am familiar, that five days of travel over a trail to which all other trails known to mankind must be perfectly level, and the location of a camp in the midst of hostile Indians, panthers, wolves, and grizzly bears, are accounted among the most agreeable pastimes usually adopted by gentlemen in search of pleasure. If it were not that we are sometimes apt

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He weighed fifteen hundred pounds, and would undoubtedly have weighed five hundred pounds more had I waited until he had devoured the ox, which, without the bones, must have exceeded that amount in solid flesh. I think your Honor observed that he dragged the ox up the hill. On the contrary, he lifted the carcass in his arms, and walked up the hill with it on his hind legs, as upright as I stand at this moment!"

to deceive ourselves in the present confused state | summer.
of language, I should suppose that pleasure can
bear no possible relation to the fact of being be-
sieged by an animal of such prodigious powers
that I am informed he can strike a horse to the
earth with a single blow of his paw, or drag a
full-grown ox up the side of a mountain." [Here
Captain Toby looked so distressed and mortified
that the Judge relented.] "Not that I mean to
imply any censure to you, my dear Sir; for I
think it would be unreasonable to hold you re-
sponsible for the present unfortunate state of af-
fairs: in proof of which I offer you my hand,
and hope you will consider the very peculiar cir-
cumstances by which we are surrounded if I have
said any thing to wound your feelings."

"Judge," said Captain Toby, shaking his Honor cordially by the hand, "that's all right. We understand one another perfectly. I was only afraid when you spoke of the bear carrying a full-grown ox up the side of a mountain that you referred to a case of which I was a personal witness, and that an opportunity might not occur during the progress of your remarks of setting your Honor right in reference to the particulars. That identical bear I killed myself last

Oh, gway!

"A very remarkable case," observed the Judge, "which reminds me"-[Here the crashing noise in the bushes was absolutely terrific, and the old black Doctor shrieked at the top of his voice, "Gway fum here! gway!"-" which reminds me," continued his Honor, "that we had better be getting to some place of security. Upon the whole, Captain Toby, I doubt whether it would be possible for me to find those trees which you have described. If you will be kind enough to give me a lift, I think I can reach that branch overhead, and work my way into the fork of this old oak, from which position it will afford me great pleasure to furnish you with the use of my hand or leg in case you desire to follow me."

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"Nothing easier, Judge," said Captain Toby, dodging down his head. "Just mount astraddle on my shoulders, and your Honor will be all right presently."

and infamous fraud! You can not impose upon me, Sir, by such ridiculous tricks as that!" Here Mr. Wilkins became visible on a projecting branch of the tree. "When this alarm was given," said he, evidently much excited, "I openly expressed the opinion that the sounds were imaginary; in fact, that sound is an impossibility. Now, Sir, I consider it a paltry joke to mount upon the shoulders of another person and undertake to shatter the great foundations of truth by so absurd an imitation of a bear that even a

The Judge mounted the shoulders of Captain Toby as directed, the Captain holding him firmly by the legs. At this critical juncture, when the Judge was on the point of seizing hold of the projecting branch overhead, it suddenly and most unfortunately occurred to Captain Toby that he had forgotten to save the blue keg. "Holy Moses!" he exclaimed, "the vinegar! the vine-child could not be deceived by the fraud!" gar! I must save the vinegar! Excuse me, Judge, but the sacrifice of a dozen lives would be preferable to such a loss as that!" Upon which the Captain wheeled around, and darted like lightning toward the camp-fire, the Judge still astride of his shoulders, vainly imploring him not to run into the very jaws of death. Hearing the tramp of feet and the sound of voices, the poor old negro ceased his groans for a moment, and lifted his face from the ashes in a state of consternation bordering on distraction. The apparition of an upright animal with four legs, four arms, and two human heads was too much for him. "Gway fum here!" he shrieked, 'Gway fum here!" and rolled over as if dead. While Captain Toby was running frantically around the camp, kicking over stray saddles, bundles of blankets, pots, pans, and kettles in his eager search for the blue keg, a voice overhead from one of the tree-tops arrested his attention.

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For a moment the Judge was speechless with amazement at the suddenness and injustice of this attack. It was true a growing coolness had become perceptible between his Honor and Mr. Wilkins for some days past, in consequence of the pertinacity with which the latter adhered to opinions wholly adverse to the experience of society; but up to this moment their discussions had been conducted upon the strictest parliamentary rules of politeness and good-breeding. It must be observed, also, that if the Judge was noted for the amiability of his disposition, he possessed at the same time a proper dignity of character, and was quick to resent any thing that reflected upon his integrity. To be charged with perpetrating so base a fraud as that indicated by Mr. Wilkins, when nothing could be more remote from his intention, was too much for human nature to endure.

"Captain Toby," said he, in a voice of mingled severity and dignity. But at this moment "Hold! enough!" cried the voice, and it the Captain spied the blue keg, snatched it hursounded very much like that of Mr. Phil Wil-riedly from the ground, and started to deposit kins: "I pronounce it a base fraud, Sir! a base

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both the keg and the Judge in some place of security. "Stop a moment, Captain Toby!" cried the Judge, waving one hand defiantly toward Mr. Phil Wilkins, while he held on with the other. "Stop a moment, if you please! I can not permit such an infamous charge to pass unnoticed! The doctrines maintained by that person in the tree are unworthy the enlightened age in which we live; yet I could endure to be amused by his monstrous absurdities so long as he observed a reasonable propriety of demeanor. But, Sir, the dastard charges me with perpetrating a fraud! He actually has the audacity to intimate that I am performing in the character of a grizzly for the purpose of creating consternation among the members of this Association!"

"I do charge it!" shouted Mr. Wilkins, fiercely; "and, furthermore, I pronounce it a vile and ridiculous imposture, scarcely worthy the inventive genius of a mountebank!"

"Wretch!" exclaimed the Judge, now thoroughly aroused; "wretch! come down out of that tree if you dare, and this matter shall be speedily settled!"

Here Captain Toby manifested a disposition to retreat.

"One moment more!" cried his Honor; "allow me, if you please, Captain Toby, to chastisc this base slanderer!"

"Oh, if that's all you want," responded Mr. Wilkins, defiantly, "I'm on hand, Sir! Just

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