Whether, as Epicurus shows, Thy fair indulgent mother crown'd Byzantians boast, that on the clod Where once their Sultan's horse hath trod, Grows neither grass, nor shrub, nor tree : The same thy subjects boast of thee. The greatest lord, when you appear, With half a word, when you require, The man of business must retire: The haughty minister of state Thou dar’st the greatest prince attack, With pungent pains on every fide : From thee our youth all virtues learn, The glittering beau could hardly tell, With what delight, methinks, I trace have moulded them afresh, Proteus on you bestow'd the boon To change your visage like the moon; You sometimes half a face prodụce, Keep t other half for private use. How fam'd thy conduct in the fight With Hermes, son of Plejas, bright! Outa Out-number'd, half encompass'd round, MARY THE COOK-MAID'S LETTER TO DR. SHERIDAN. 1723. WELL, if over I saw fuch another man fince my mother bound my head! You a gentleman't marry' come up! I wonder where you were bred. I'm sure such words do not become a man of your cloth; I would not give such language to a dog, faith and troth. Yes, you callid my master a knave : fie, Mr. Sheridan! 'tis a shame For a parson, who should know better things, to come out with fuch a name. Knave in your teeth, Mr. Sheridan! 'tis both a shame and a fin; And the Dean my master is an honester man than fou 1, "and all your kin: He He has more goodness in his little finger, than you have in your whole body : My master is a parsonable man, and not a spindle-Shank'd hoddy-doddy. And now, whereby I find you would fain make an excuse, Because my master one day, in anger, callid you goose ; Which, and I am sure I have been his servant four years since O&ober, And he never called me worse than fweet-heart, drunk or sober : Not that I know his reverence was ever concern'd to my knowledge, Though you and your comc-rogues keep him out so late in your college. You say you will eat grass on his grave: a christian cat grass ! Whereby you now confess yourself to be a goose or an ass:: But that 's as much as to say, that my master should die before ye; Well, well, that 's as God pleases; and I don't believe that 's a true story : And so say I told you so, and you may go tell my master; what care I? And I don't care who knows it; 'tis all one to Mary. Every body knows that I love to tell truth, and thamç the devil; I am but a poor fervant; but I think gentlefolks should be civil. Besides, Besides, you found fault with our vi&tuals one day that you was here ; I remember it was on a Tuesday of all days in the year. And Saunders the man says you are always jesting and mocking: .. Mary, said he, (one day as I was mending iny master's stocking :), My master is fo fond of that minister that keeps the school I thought my mafter a wife-man, but that man' makes him a fool. Saunders, said I, I would rather than a quart of ale He would come into our kitchen, and I would pin a dish-clout to his tail. And now I must go, and get Saunders' to direct this letten ;. For I write but a fad scrawl; but my fister Marget, she writes betters: Well, but I must run and make the bed, before my mafter comes from prayers';. And see now, it strikes ten, and I hear him coming up, ftairs; Whereof I could say more to your verfes; if I could write written hand: And so I remain, in a civil way; your servånt to command, MARY. A NEW |