and black coffee, I took a pipe. This sorrowful man had not said three words up to this time. Now he spoke up and said, in the voice of one who is secretly suffering: "You're the fourth—I'm a-going to move.” "The fourth what?" said I. "The fourth littery man that's been here in twenty-four hours-I'm a-going to move." "You don't tell me!" said I. "Who were the others?" "Mr. Longfellow, Mr. Emerson, and Mr. Oliver. Wendell Holmes-dad fetch the lot!" [Laughter.] You can easily believe I was interested. I supplicated and finally the melancholy miner began. Said he: "They came here just at dark yesterday evening, and I let them in, of course. Said they were going to Yosemite. They were a rough lot-but that's nothing everybody looks rough that travels afoot. Mr. Emerson was a seedy little bit of a chap -red-headed. Mr. Holmes was as fat as a balloonhe weighed as much as three hundred, and had double chins all the way down to his stomach. Mr. Longfellow was built like a prize-fighter. His head was cropped and bristly-like as if he had a wig made of hair brushes. His nose lay straight down his face, like a finger with the end-joint tilted up. They had been drinking-I could see that. And what queer talk they used! Mr. Holmes inspected this cabin, then he took me by the buttonhole, and says he: "Through the deep caves of thought I hear a voice that sings: Build thee more stately mansions, O my soul!' [Laughter.] Says I, I can't afford it, Mr. Holmes, and, moreover, I don't want to.' Blamed if I liked it pretty well, either, coming from a stranger, that way. However, I started to git out my bacon and beans, when Mr. Emerson came and looked on awhile, and then he takes me aside by the buttonhole and says: 'Give me agates for my meat; From air and ocean bring me foods, [Laughter.] Says I, 'Mr. Emerson, if you'll excuse me, this ain't no hotel.' [Renewed laughter.] You see it sort of riled me, I wasn't used to the ways of littery swells. But I went on a-sweating over my work, and next comes Mr. Longfellow and buttonholes me, and interrupts me. Says he: 'Honor be to Mudjikeewis! You shall hear how Paw-Puk-Keewis But I broke in, and says I, 'Begging your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.' [Continued laughter.] Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug. Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then fires up all of a sudden, and yells: 'Flash out a stream of blood-red wine! [Great merriment.] I don't I turns By George, I was getting kind o' worked up. deny it, I was getting kind o' worked up. to Mr. Holmes, and says I, 'Looky here, my fat friend, I'm a-running this shanty, and if the court knows herself, you'll take this, or you'll go dry?' [Laughter.] Them's the very words I said to him. Now I didn't want to sass such famous littery people, but you see they kind o' forced me. There ain't nothing onreasonable 'bout me; I don't mind a passel of guests a-tread'n on my tail three or four times, but when it comes to standin' on it, it's different, and if the court knows herself, you'll take this, or you'll go dry.' Well, they'd swell arou the cabin and strike attitudes and spout. [Laughter.] Says Mr. Longfellow: "This is the forest primeval. Says Mr. Emerson: 'Here once the embattled farmers stood, Says I: 'Oh, blackguard the premises as much as you want to it don't cost you a cent.' [Laughter.] Well, they went on eating and drinking, and pretty soon I begun to notice some pretty suspicious things. Mr. Emerson shook his head, and says: 'I am the doubter and the doubt, [Laughter.] THE BRIDGE OF SIGHS. Ο THOMAS HOOD. NE more unfortunate Gone to her death! Look at her garments, Drips from her clothing; Take her up instantly, Touch her not scornfully! Make no deep scrutiny, Rash and undutiful; Only the beautiful. Still, for all slips of hers,- Escaped from the comb,Her fair auburn tresses,Whilst wonderment guesses, Where was her home? Who was her father? Who was her mother? Had she a sister? Had she a brother? Or was there a dearer one Alas! for the rarity Sisterly, brotherly, Fatherly, motherly, Feelings had changed,Love, by harsh evidence, Thrown from its eminence; Even God's providence Seeming estranged. Where the lamps quiver With many a light The bleak wind of March Made her tremble and shiver; But not the dark arch, Or the black, flowing river; Swift to be hurled- In she plunged boldly, Lave in it, drink of it, Take her up tenderly, Decently, kindly, Smooth and compose them; Through muddy impurity, Perishing gloomily, Cold inhumanity, Burning insanity, Into her rest! Cross her hands humbly, Over her breast! Her evil behavior, And leaving, with meekness, Her sins to her Saviour! |